...mainly centres around me sleeping in the bed with you and covering myself in low fat vanilla yoghurt which you can lick off my naked form each morning when it's brekkie time...
Aside from that we'll supply you with a piece so that you can feel like a real fackin cock-er-knee when you go out to take the smog, I mean, air...
Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Sep 19, 20:17:15
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