Not Worried

We're not winning, but I'm not worried.
I actually think we're a lot better than we were last year.

Fair enough we were pleasing on the eye last year, with the swagger, potency and gusto of a teenage dog with two dicks. Fair enough; our dicks were regularly used, however we regularly bared our behind and got surprise bummed by other dogs a few times. There was also always the worry that we would become the village slut and our dicks would shrivel up from our inability to use them any more.

Under Hughton (Fulham aside) we seem to be a proper team with some balance and a more sustainable footballing approach. That's 3 games in a row now where we've clearly been on top and put in a solid performance... however the worry is that our temporary erectile dysfunction may become full-on impotentence.

It's clear that Grant Holt is our biggest dick and I suggest he spends some of his new spare cash on some viagra

Posted By: Howson The Prairie, Sep 17, 12:40:11