One thing that should be banned in pubs ...

DJs. I don't smoke, I have no real problem with people smoking in pubs, but I do have problems with these s**te-ass, would-be trendy smug w**kers turning up in every pub in the f**king town and inflicting their boring rubbish on me at a volume so loud that it's impossible to hear myself think, let alone talk to the person next to me.

If I wanted to listen to bad hip-hop I'd go to a cheap hip-hop club. There should be designated DJ areas, and preferable some sort of Russian Roulette system, where people take it in turns to DJ and one of them gets an anthrax-coated record every week. That'll learn 'em.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:12:09