Long question: have you ever woken up...

...after a hard nights drinking and found a lady/gentleperson in your bed except much to your horror you have pissed the bed which, of course, is a little embarrassing, but the good news is that the lady/geezer, or same sex person if that is your bag, never let it be said my long questions about bodily movements do not cover all sexual bases, has not yet woken up, so you think of a rouse and eventually you do and then you see them stirring so you sit there smiling benignly at them and you watch as their first smile of the day turns to bemusement as they feel the wet sheet beneath them to which you gently cup their upper arm in a reassuring manner and whisper to them, "I'm not been funny love, but I think you pissed the bed last night"?..

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 15:10:45