Long question: have you ever...

...been to one of those big houses in Eaton to go to a party cos the mum and dad are away and over the course of the evening you realise you need to go toilet to do a big old number 2 but you can't cos some of the girls at the party including the girl who's party it is won't let you into the bog cos they are having a girly chat so you go outside and do a hoomungus steaming s**t on the front path instead?..

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 14:15:14