Say you were idly watching Spooks and a loud bad man had got in through the back way

somehow. He has your cycling proficiency certificate and some of your sister's old, left over drugs in his satchel. He says you either, have to crawl slowly towards the church wailing or make your Dad do a bit of a design on the wall nearest you or he will rub some of the drug powder onto the back of your certificate.

Which of those two things I have described would you choose to do in order to restore some sort of sense of equilibrium?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 28, 12:41:53