It's interesting, if lacking in capitals. However my answer would be to keep the barmaid

sweet by covering her wetlovepurse in bee spikes with a small plastic spatula (similar to those used for icing cakes - they are a bit flappy at the ends - like rubber really). Whilst she enjoys that creep up on the dad and pull on his trouser like a disgruntled child, warbling a ballad - his anger will subside and demeanour become warm and turgid.

Tickle the hottie's pleshy mound with a waesel stick and she will be 'on tap' with no repercussions for 36 months. After that she will go thin.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 27, 20:23:21