What about if you were resting quietly (say at a picnic or ploughing event) and your

serene peace was disturbed by a changed man in hessian who shook your shoulder and said "I have your nearest and dearest locked up in my ship and I will put bits of metal in them unless you either: go up to Lesley Judd and cup her minnie quite quickly and roughly or run full pelt into the door of what used to be The Jacquard on Magdalen Street wearing nothing but skin and hair shouting 'It is mine'"

...so, what would you do and what tune would you listen to while carrying out one of those terrifying and slightly odd tasks?

watchagonnado?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 27, 16:03:08