Not into a microphone, no...

...but earlier today I plugged one end of a jack to jack lead up my arse and the other end into a Boss distortion pedal...the other lead from the Boss pedal went into a Marshall stack tuned up to 11 and switched to the dirty channel to further charge my rude thoughts...

So anyway, I started to beat one off and just before I hit the point of no return I kicked the distortion pedal on...suddenly the skies of Dicklands were awash with streams of aurally feedbacking jiz...some passing hippies mistook the sound as the second coming of Jimi Hendrix himself, which they sort of got right - it wasn't him, it was me...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 15:22:50