As it's Meeky's birthday you may have another joke...

Tony Blair started jogging around St James's Park to keep fit after his heart problem.

Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing by the bridge over the central lake. He had learned to brace himself as he approached for what was almost
certain to follow.

"Fifty pounds... big boy!" she'd shout at him every day............."No way! Five pounds only" Tony would fire back immediately as he ran by. It had sort of become a little ritual between them.

One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman standing by the bridge, Tony realized she'd bark her ?50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past jogging outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'.

As they turned the footpath that would take them passed the bridge, Tony became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, as Tony and Cherie started to jog across the bridge the hooker yelled "See what you get for five quid ?"

Posted By: Arganth, Oct 27, 11:53:45