Depends.

Chimping
1. n. Spanking the monkey whilst grinning from ear to ear. And having a cup of PG Tips. 2. n. The frankly unlikely (though you wouldn't put it past the Germans) act of s**tting into your hands and throwing it at your partner, for your mutual pleasure. 'Mature professional gentleman, married, 52, seeks discreet, elegant, educated lady, 35-45, for long walks in the country, fine wine and food, trips to the theatre and sophisticated classical music concerts. Must be into chimping.'

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