Top 10 gags from Edinburgh Fringe...

The top 10 jokes:

1) "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." ? Stewart Francis

2) "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly." ? Tim Vine

3) "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." ? Will Marsh

4) "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case." ? Rob Beckett

5) "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet ? I don't know Y." ? Chris Turner

6) "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze." ? Tim Vine

7) "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating." ? George Ryegold

8) "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!" ? Stewart Francis

9) "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad." ? Lou Sanders

10) "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism ? she wouldn't fancy her chances." ? Nish Kumar

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