I was the bowler for our team cos I refuse to run around chasing things (because secretly I didn't want anyone to see how inaccurately I throw).
So I'd hurl the thing at mach billion to the batstop or whatever the wicket keeper's called, unless I fancied the girl i was bowling at, in which case I gave her a gentle lob (fnaar) which sadly they often missed anyway.
I can't remember who won but I do recall failing to cop off.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Aug 11, 10:40:41
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