Michael Owen??? WHAAAAAAAAATTTTT? Fuck the f**k off, be serious

I mean can you IMAGINE the effect on the squad morale, having someone swanning around the place who'll probably be on biggish dollar even if it IS pay-as-you-play; someone who's spent the last couple of years coasting waaaaaaaaaay before he could claim to be a veteran?

And that's saying nowt about how vocab-defyingly BORING the stumpy cock is! He was a boring teenager and he'd become progressively more dull with every passing picosecond ever since.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hoggerton NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't sign him I can't helzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Aug 6, 19:04:01