I blame...

...Blair, Thatcher, the Unions, the Vulture Capitalists, the Boogie, Piglet out of Winnie the Pooh, Marmite, the Welsh, the colour 0x4af365 on a standard RGB cube, the end of national service, the ludicrous number of different tickets for a short train journey, the weather, climate change deniers, global warming freaks, marmosets, cassoulet, Big Bird, John Deacon out of Queen, that c**t who lives next door, the decline of our manufacturing base, the fact that this country's gone to the dogs, and not even very nice dogs, the metric system, the decimal currency, people who knit when they should be purling, marmots, Cameron, Cable, Laws, Theresa May, Ed Milliband, the Steve Miller Band, pebbles, Downton Abbey, superinjunctions, the Higgs boson, Gary Holt, David Mamet, the Berne Three Step Test, transfinite induction, actio personalis moritur cum persona, the subjunctive mood, Led Zeppelin's third album, Dizzee Rascal, the price of saffron, homgenised milk, and the European Union.

And That Nick Clegg.

Posted By: Old Man, Jul 31, 15:54:29

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