My season ticket STILL hasn't arrived through my letterbox and onto my

doormat.

I fooooooooooned the tickut offuss, and a man asked me if I'd signed and returned "the form".

I told the man I'd signed and returned "the form" straight away when I received it in the poooooost back whenever it was poooooooosted to me in the fust place.

The man then asked me to hold the line whilst he went to look in "the box".

"The box" apparently is a container that has all the season tickuts in for people that have not yet signed and returned "the form".

He returned to the phoooooooone and informed me that my tickut wasn't in "the box", and therefore I must have of signed and returned "the form". That being the case, my season tickut would have of been sent out in the pooooooooost.

But everyone that I know of has received theirs already, I exclaimed. And besides, I addededed, Mr McNasty the Chief Exec said to contact the club if we hadn't received it by last Friday. It's now Tuesday, and I haven't received mine, so that's why I'm calling you.

I was informed by the man that I should wait till the end of this week, and if it still hasn't turned up, then I should call them back.

I will call them back if it's not hair by Fridee.

Coleslaw.

Posted By: Jim Nasium, Jul 24, 11:06:43