So, to recap.

All sports should be allowed to take all drugs. The TdF should incorporate regional bakery deliveries and general logistics.

The next logical step would be sex becoming an Olympic event. Would it be an athletic event (first to finish, furthest, highest etc) or more gymnastic (artistic merit, form and so on)? Sex on drugs? Performance enhancing or otherwise? And what about the Paralympics?

It's a f**king minefield, I tell you. I wouldn't want to be on the end of it.

Posted By: APB, Jul 18, 12:36:43