At last a stimulating post!

Me, twice as an adult.
First time I was 22/23 in Tenerife, coming back from a very dodgy Chinese no air bubble warning signal just s**ted my swimming trunks!
Thank f**k I had just walked through the apartment door.
Second time was about 4 years ago, had been in the city drinking cherry beer in Bedfords.
Was blitzed, got home and was fumbling around for my key..couldn't find it and I was literally touching cloth.
Was so pissed the key was actually IN my pocket...got so desperate I tried to climb over my side gate and in the process properly followed through with hot liquid sludge running down my leg.
Then found my key, got inside, chucked everything in the washing machine and showered off.
Funny in hindsight not at the time!

Posted By: JoeyDeacon, Jul 15, 21:29:47