"I'm not really Corporal Smith, I'm an actor. She hasn't got time to

make a commercial: she's too busy hanging out with her new mates, and using what she's learned".

This is how they're trying to attract yoof to join the forces now. Maybe they should give a free ipad instead.

Still, it's better than the other year when they kept coming onto the radio, asking me to go along and drive the sodding van for them.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jul 12, 20:22:46