1 Of course, durr

2 See the answer to 1

3. This is the interesting one. I would say that he's more likely to be convicted than not but never underestimate the stupidity of a jury (see eg Harry Rednapp)

4. The square root of f**k all, but he'll get a ban from off of the FA and probz never play for England again

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 9, 11:36:56