A Ronnie Barker type number, only ruder, sort of...

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
>
> Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella
> worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling
> shot.
>
> At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
>
> The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,
> and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible
> huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had
> tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let
> Rindercella go.
>
> Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
> Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She
> turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with
> six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks
>
> The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,
> there would be a cucking falamity.
>
> At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
> suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said
> Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping
> her slass glipper.
>
> The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and
> the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg
> and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
>
> "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the
> stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the
> sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
>
> Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
> knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge
> halls and a hig bard on.
>
> He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking
> ferfectly.
>
> Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince
> lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a
> follen swanny.

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Oct 25, 13:32:59