ode to angry muggy.... to the tune of "do they know its christmas?"

its muggy time, and theres no need to be afraid
at muggy time, they all drink pims and lemonade
and in the court of centre, he'll try to spread a smile or joy,
wave your flags in the air, its muggy tiiiiime,
but say "f**k off"
"f**k off" to the scottish one
at muggy time, its hard, but he'll never be no.1,
the daft dour grumpy bastard, he'll always choke and let you down,
after henman and rudseski, all we're left with is this scottish clown,
after the glory days of perry, and virginia wade
how the f**k does muggy even get paid?

"drum solo ...da da da da da da da da"

and there wont be glory on this muggy day
even if he gets through he'll be stuffed
oooohhhh
cos muggy never wins
grand slam chamipionships....
do they know its muggy time at all??!!

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 6, 13:01:41