Tennis commentary

He's hit it. HE'S HIT IT BACK!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! Gary Holt has suddenly taken up Tennis. He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S MISSED IT THE DAFT CUNT!!! Erm sorry I do apologise I meant the Hulture Secretary, Jeremy...no...hang on...the West Hent...no...wait a minute....

When really they should just be saying

Wow look at her tits when she does a serve. Does she grunt like that in bed? I bet she does, the filthy minx...oooh go on do a drop shot cos you bend to reach it and we can see your whole arse....mmmmmm....lovely....

Posted By: Old Man, Jul 6, 10:33:44