The Hughton rifles...

Sup up your beer and collect your fags -
There's a game going on down near Trowse
Get out your scarf and pray for the best
I'll get out mine and pray for my Wes

Thought you were smart when you took Utd on
But you didn't take a peek in their changing room
All that footy puts hairs on your chest
What chance have you got against a Thai and a Czech?

Hello-hurrah - what a nice day for the Hughton rifles
Hello-hurrah - I hope horse does play for the Hughton rifles

Thought you were clever when you hit the post
Tore down the right flank in your brand new boots
Composed a revolutionary step-over
Then went to bed with a charming young wag

Hello-hurrah - cheers then, mate. it's the Hughton rifles
Hello-hurrah - an extremist scrape with the Hughton rifles

What a catalyst you turned out to be:
scored three ghouls, then you run off home for your tea -
Left me standing like a guilty Ched Evans

What a catalyst you turned out to be:
scored three ghouls, then you run off home for your tea -
Left me standing like a naughty Andy Hooze

We came out of it naturally the worst:
Beaten and bloody, and I was sick down my shirt
We were no match for their untamed skills
Though some of the lads said they'd be back next week

Hello-hurrah - it's the price to pay to the Hughton rifles
Hello-hurrah - I'd prefer to play for the Hughton rifles

Hello-hurrah - it's the price to pay to the Hughton rifles
Hello-hurrah - I'd prefer to play for the Hughton rifles

Posted By: Jumbo1, Jul 6, 08:07:59