Absolute classic from Footie Rumours....

I wonder if he ever did find his hat? If he works there, it was probably on his head.

"Due to Ipswich's HUGE financial problems and poor form in the league they have struck a deal with rivals Norwich City. Ipswich want rid of Joe Royal and Norwich want a new manager. Norwich are taking Royal as a replacement for Worthington and are to get Dean Bowditch, Sam Parkin and Ian Westlake as part of the deal so Ipswich can reduce their wage bill and also to avoid paying Royal compensation for cancelling his contract as they are skint.
I know this because I work at the club and found a photocopy of the secret deal in a bin I was rummaging in whilst trying to look for my hat."

Posted By: pieman63, Oct 25, 09:54:53