Imagine the phone call "hello mr pardew...

Pardew "ahhh hello worthington, have you finished slagging me off to high heaven yet?

Worthington, "erm, quite, Can we have carl fletcher on loan please?

Pardew "I suppose so, you're a bit s**t this season aren't you? Not so smug now eh?"

Worthington
*spin machine arther set of balls 3 kicks into gear*

"notmean, great bunch of lads, working hard, creating chances, thought we played well second half, still only 7 points off the playoffs, I think we can finish second, been unlucky with injuries good game good game, cuddly toy!!!!!"

Pardew "I'll take that as a no then, errr..........bye!"

Posted By: pants, Oct 25, 09:33:23