Our history teacher showed us Excalibur.

When it got to the bit when Lancelot puts his winky up Guinevere's foofoo he had to stop the tape and explain to us, red faced, about body stockings and how the two actors weren't really doing, you know, *it*. I think he'd forgot that it was a bit nudey.

Or, he hadnt forgotten at all and he was actually a little bit beasty. Perfectly possible. A very sweaty man.

Earlham.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 16, 20:32:05

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