Oh, I'm, Sorry, But, I cannot sit idly by and let people yearn for the return of Motson

FFS what's up with you people??????? The man ruined MotD weekly throughout the entire 80s, wittering on like a daft old uncle that pops around and talks through the film you were hoping to enjoy, and never saying ANYTHING insightful, maintaining a near-perfect unbroken supply of absolutely FUCK ALL OF NOTE, and only showing any interest when he was covering Liverf**kingpool or Holland and tossing himself off into his flask while blithering on about how billy billy brilliant Barnes and/or Gullit were. I have thrown more things at my TV screen because of that vacuous old granny than for any other reason.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I HATED HIM SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that even now I can barely listen to him without beginning to twitch.

And on the recent subject of things you've never done which may shock others: I've never had a problem with Tyldesley. Beglin, yes, a complete dick, but Tyldesley seems OK to me.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jun 13, 20:52:58

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