Government leaves economy in care of bankers shock.

It was revealed last night that, due to a mix up, the British economy has been left in the hands of bankers. The Prime Minister and the Chancellor had been travelling in separate vehicles, each one believing that the other was in charge. The Prime Minister was said to be 'distraught' when he realised that nobody had been in charge of anything for the past two years and that bankers and international financiers had plundered pretty well everything.

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