"I offered him a night with my daughter...

He said 'I respectfully decline, don't get me wrong, she's lovely, she really is however it would be inappropriate.' I knew he was the right man for the job as soon as he answered. I asked the same to Steve Bruce and he started rubbing his thighs and grunting so I hit him with a shovel and sent him packing in a taxi to Hull."

Posted By: Al NCFC4life, Jun 7, 13:08:00