**News Flash**** Flew Outbreak

It has been reported that following tests an outbreak of the most serious nature has occured in Norwich.

At the moment it only seems to effect Canaries and is infact related to a similar malaise last noticed in Dead Ducks in Malaysia last year.

The strain known as NigelWorthington1961 takes a while to take full effect but once contracted causes apathy, disorientation, nausea and incoherent ramblings. In it's final stages the sufferers sit silently staring into space, unable to do or say anything.

Please report any casualties to Mr R Munby, NCFC plc, Carrow Road, Norwich

Posted By: revenge of the pith, Oct 23, 19:45:58