Flew one during the Falklands War in '82. Me and Ken 'Nosher' Harris were seconded to 3

Commando at the last minute to help maintain the jacking points on their landrovers. We had to get dropped off in Southampton by fast car to rendezvous with the SS Canberra for the trip.

During the Battle of Goose Green, we got the call to move 42 Commando to Mount Kent in a top bunghole secret night op. Nosher and I had been doing a psychotic cocktail of Peruvian rubdust and angel nose pills for six hours straight. Nosher was so hyperf**ked off his noggin, that he fell out, right over the side above Estancia.

A group of c**ty Austrian bulletsearchers found him in 2008 near Foam Creek. He was living in a badger sett, dressed from head to foot in swarf made from the detritus of war, he had put 14 large sticks up his arse.

Posted By: malkybarkid, May 10, 14:02:27