I suppose there's Roger Osborne...

the man single handedly responsible for why the scum have a vague whiff of history about them.

Arnold Muhren.
Sergei Balthatcher... although if Elanor does any good for us at tennis then he's off the hook.

Eric Gates, although a gap-toothed mullet-wearing scummer...now co-hosts the football phone-in on Century Radio North-East (he's the Sunland legend along with Malcolm MacDonald for the Jawdees and Bernie Slaven for the Boro) and he does quite a good job IMHO. Think he's very much cleansed of any blue now.

Posted By: Jim Nasium, May 3, 15:19:25