Well

1. Because we're ALL VERY CROTH.
2. Don't give a flying proverbial.

You've now asked us twelve questions. I think it's time you answered some:

1. What did you have for lunch today?
2. What is the square root of 81?
3. At the Tyne-Wear derby, if Sunderland paid for half of the plolicing then what can we deduce about Newcastle's share?
4. Did Brom know?
5. Quack
6. Quack
7. Quack
8. What time is it 90 minutes after six o'clock?
9. There Is No Question Nine
10. If we gave an allocation of 8,000 away seats to Wigan how many would remain unoccupied during the game?
11. If an Ethel ran up to you suddenly and did a squeak would you a) boil an aubergine until it popped and then cry or b) down three blue WKD and feel dirty and ashamed?
12. What is the main distinction between a composite fermion and a boson?
13. Is there a God?
14. Is that bird who's banging on in the Daily Heil about how unfair it is that she's so gorgeous a) minging b) deluded c) married to a French Legend d) all of the above
15. Posh, Ginger, Scary, Sporty or Baby?

Posted By: Old Man, Apr 4, 14:25:09