someone in my office who doesnt post on here

has given me his replies to your questions

Now that the season is nearly over, has it met your expectations, exceeded them or fallen short of them? Fell short ? I wanted Europe

Who have been your best players this season? Simon Lappin ? haven?t lost a game he?s played in, Aaron Wilbraham ? has scored in the premiership despite never having started a game.

Lambert seems to me to be a bit of an alchemist, getting players who weren?t stars at Premier League level to function as an effective team. Is this how you?d see him or is he too much of a ?tinkerman??
Alchemist??? ? do you mean omnipotent being and God?

If ?Arry is appointed England manager, do you worry that Spurs might come calling for Lambert to replace him? It would be a step down for him

When I began preparing this preview at the beginning of April, I was surprised to see how low down the 6-game ?form table? City were. Do you think that Lambert?s taken them as far as he can or is there more to come from him and his management team? Thick Twat ? a season is 38 games not 6 ? I?d be more worried about your form all season

Specifically, do you worry about ?second season syndrome? for next season? No ? I worry about Stockholm Syndrome

What team do you think he?ll put out against us and who should we watch out for? He?ll put out 11 players and you should watch out for them all

You?ll have read in the media how popular our owners and manager are with many of the fans [NOT]; what do you think about the way our saga has developed? You get what you deserve ? you were a crappy little 2nd division team with no fans until Walker put millions and millions into the team and David Speedie cheated and dived for a penalty which gave you promotion through the play offs. You have only survived because your old owner spunked his family?s inheritance in keeping you there and you sold your soul to the devil once again. I hope you get relegated and end up in League 1 as thats where you rightly deserve to be

Are there any of our players you fear will cause you problems [lol]? Shearer and Sutton (lol!)

What do you think the final score will be, remembering the last 10 minutes of our game at Carrow Road earlier this season? I think the final score will be the gross amount of goals scored by each team over the 90 minutes of the game. If neither team scores then the final score will be 0-0 which is an idiom by itself as no score cannot be a score

Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 08:47:08