A Scum fan .......

walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a
sheep, dickhead."

The man returns: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Posted By: fareastcanary, Oct 18, 13:32:51