Boom boom

>The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the
>celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right
>wrist, and this was one of these occasions.
>
>Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a
>picture of the holy seed flying through the air.
>
>"Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy
>the reputation of the Catholic Church.".
>
>"This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be
>financially secure for life."
>
>So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after
>lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million

>quid.
>
>The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera. He
>met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera.
>
>"That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it cost
>you?"
>
>"Two million quid" replied the Pope.
>
>"TWO MILLION QUID!" said the housekeeper, "They must have seen you
>coming."

Posted By: DDiM, Oct 18, 12:34:34