Another young life ruined

Whilst in a certain sports shop near Carrow Rd just now, bemoaning the fact they didn't have the size golf shoes I wanted (First World problems), I overheard the following conversation between a spotty oik (not colincanary) pretending to help customers, and a young father with 3-4 year old son in tow:

"Got any Norwich kits?"

"No, sorry - we don't sell them. Tried the football club?"

"Yeah, the shop is closed now. Ta anyway."

[five minutes later, whilst walking out of the shop]

Aforementioned father and son combo fingering a full Chelsea kit.

"You can have this one instead, Jake - its on offer."

[heart sinks]

Posted By: Yellalee, Mar 19, 19:22:42