Brown bread is attention-seeking selfish t**t bread

Oh, did you waqnt to taste the lovely subtle flavours of all the nice food? Well, you can't, because you have to taste MEEEEEE instead, and I taste like what happens when you accidentally lick dirty fingers. Taste ME! I taste of dirt, and grit, and ashtrays. Chicken? Ham? Mayonnaise? NOOOOO, taste me instead.

I HATE BROWN BREAD and more to the point I HATE that when you go to a sarnie bar, all the fillings that look delicious are in brown c**tbread and all that's available in white are butties you could have made yourself.

Fucking Nazis.

And relax.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 10:33:50