can't eat bacon anymore, nor sausages. every day something new comes up which will kill you very dead. marmite apparently has more salt in it than a lorry full of salt. soft drinks make your prostate explode. nuts contain traces of nuts. fish is full of heavy metals that make your bomb doors calcify. fruit is full of nitrates. spuds are treated with acid. organic foods all contain human poo.
the only way not to die is to not eat anything. and nobody can do that.
Posted By: Tombs, Mar 13, 13:24:39
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