My mum's windows get all hurred-up, according to her.

I hate it when she says s**t like that. Bit like compoota, and Toosd'y. She reads the Daily Mirror, EDP, Lynn Nooze, and the Dereham & Fakenham Times every week, just on the off chance that there will be an old picture of me winning a race in a swiming gala.

Posted By: tudders, Mar 12, 23:09:12