Bloody hell, what happened?

This is nearly as mental as the end of the universe thing or even worserer!!!

Da da da da !!!!!

True story: Me and Famile Tomblander were off out in the car at the weekend. Driving along when I let rip with a mahussive sneeze (accompanied by the usual dad out of control car serving routine) - youngest pipes up with "You can'r sneeze with your eyes open" to which the eldest replied "OK then, next time you need to sneeze, tell me and I'll hold your eyelids open and we'll see what happens!" Mrs (half listening in)says "What will happen?" So I says, "his eyeballs will shoot out of their sockets!"

Yeuch! she says "that's enough I don't want to hear anymore of it.

2 minutes pass in complete silence.....

I say.....

"Imagine (pause) if they did fly out......

"and you pointed one at the other, what would you see?"

Posted By: Tomblander, May 18, 15:18:39