I really don't like Wigan Athletic. I hope they go down.

1. They have a featureless half-empty ground. A north western version of the Ricoh but with even less atmosphere.
2. The reason they can't fill their ground is because they aren't a proper football team at all, they're a rich man's plaything in a rugby league town.
3. Their wonderful football consists of passing the ball back and forth across the back line. Then they fall over, waves their arms in the air and gaze imploringly at the lino, desperate to win a foul where there was none.
4. Whilst this is going on their supposedly brilliant manager jumps about in his technical area also pleading for non-existent fouls.
5. But for the existence of the repulsive Luis Suarez, Pedro Del Monte (or whatever his name is) would be the biggest cheat in English football.
6. Fuck off back to the Conference Premier where you belong.

Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 10, 10:23:43