Could be front page news in the EEN
My suggestion: scatter a path of rosepetals from the front door up to the bathroom for when she gets home. When she follows the path it leads her to a steaming bath full of foam and more rosepetals scattered on top, with a large gin and tonic awaiting her.
Posted By: Old Git, Mar 8, 09:06:02
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