meandering up Gentleman's Walk when a delicious Lynne wanged up right quick on her Kink Apex and pulled a Squeakerson right over the top of your Walsh Bezleys, landed awkwardly and hit the kerb, sending her fluttering, summer dress up her firm, silken thighs.
Would you rummage around in her knickers and gently squidge her fanny lips and then suck her funbutton or would you t**t off like a ponce and do a twiddlyleg riverdance outside HMVs whilst singing The Millennium Prayer and clutching your cock?
hmmm?
well?
Say you were in this fine city of ours and that scenario played itself out, which of the two courses of action suggested do you think you might take?
hmmm?
hmmm?
Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:39:40
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