Speaking of shagging teachers

A boy comes home from school and his mother says "How was your day, son?"
"Great," the boy says, "I had sex with my teacher today."
"WHAT!! You go and tell your father what you did!!"
So the kid goes to him father and says "Dad, Mum sent me to see you because I had sex with my teacher today."
"That's my boy!" the father says, pleased his son is growing into a man, "To reward you, I'm going to buy you a brand new bike."
"Don't do that" says the kid, "I doubt I'm going to be able to sit down for a week."

Posted By: Capital Canary, Oct 14, 17:56:21