Talking of animal sex

A gorilla is walking through the jungle when he feels a bit horny. He sees a lion drinking from a lake and thinks "I could f**k him and be off before he realises what's happened.". So he sneaks up behind the lion, shags him and legs it. The lion turns around, sees the gorilla running off and thinks "What the f**k just happened? That gorilla shagged me up the arse! I'm gonna sort him out!"
Meanwhile the gorilla's legged it into a clearing where he finds a man sitting in a deckchair reading a paper. When he sees the gorilla running towards him the man runs off, leaving his hat, paper and deckchair behind. The gorilla looks back and sees the lion coming, so he sits in the deckchair, puts the hat on and looks like he's reading the paper. The lion comes into the clearing and says "Sorry mate, you didn't see a gorilla run through here did you?"
The gorilla says "What, the one that shagged the lion up the arse?"
The lion replies "Fuck me, it's not in the paper already is it?"

Posted By: Capital Canary, Oct 14, 17:16:20