Not sure whether it was meant as a joke but does come across that way

Do you know what end to use? Yes use it, No ask for help
Is there a manager looking? - Yes use it, No sit down
Is the area that needs sweeping really that dirty? Yes use it, No it can wait.

It goes on like that for 2 pages :-)

Posted By: CarlsbergCanary, Feb 16, 20:45:28