I've only come back from lunch and found a Valentine card on my desk!!!!
Really classy one too, he forgot to take the price sticker off - it was ?2.99!!! And from TESCO I mean OMG!!!! He's obviously LOADED!!!!
I know who it is of course, it's James the creative guy. He is sooooooo fit and Sarah told me he's hung like a DONKEY!!! He's been really flirty this week, I can't WAIT!! I'm going to hump the SHIT out of him!!!!
Anyway I had to pretend I didn't know, run round asking who it was from and that. I even asked that weird little loner Luis, brilliant bluff, like HE would have the NERVE!! I caught him with a mouthful of chicken salad, he went bright red and knocked his coke over he was so nervous. I don't think he gets to speak to girls much.
Posted By: Tina the 10, Feb 14, 15:20:29
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