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300 ml of meaningless statistics
2 teaspoons of stating the bleedin' obvious
A dash of self congratulation (metric: f**k I'm good)
3 tablespoons of insults (Jpeg attachment optional to taste)
Sprinkle generously with full stops and carriage returns.
Simmer until tilt

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 13, 16:26:07